- a teacher walks into a bar
- guy: can i buy you a drink?
- teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
the shortest scary story ever.
- Mom: I saw your blog on Tumblr.
(Source: michaelthemagic)
(Source: drink-sex-fashion)
Robert Downey Jr? More like Robert Downey Fuckme.
are you ever just slapped with the realization that you grew up to be vicky
admit it
my god you’re right
Yeah except no ..
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